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hood tires

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.
Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."
by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017
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spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.
No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.
by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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Ghetto White Walled Tires

The act of rubbing tires on the curb so much they become white, resembling white walled tires.
Chuck: Wow, when did Jack get white walled tires?
Ted: He didn't, those are Ghetto White Walled Tires, he cant parralel park.

Maddie: Debby spent 10 minutes parralel parking yesterday!
Alex: Yeah, she's working towards Ghetto White Walled Tires.
by Mastermachete14 May 1, 2014
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tide pod

A reference to the bleach detergent “tide-pods” : a liquid/ drinkable form of bleach
She pulled up to calculus with a bag of tide pods, and everyone wanted some.
by Sighann December 26, 2017
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tallon zek times

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.
Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.
by SearyxZek September 13, 2003
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