Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.
Another form of office spacing.
Another form of office spacing.
"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012
Get the Ballistic Therapy mug.A self-help tactic used to remind an individual of how bad the individual's ex-partners were. Cringe therapy involves an individual staring at distasteful pictures of a particular ex-partner until the individual cringes (or expresses other negative reactions) and returns to more productive activity.
1: Dude, how'd you get over your breakup with Jeff so quickly?
2: He was a dick, bro. I forgot all the things I hated about him until I started cringe therapy.
2: He was a dick, bro. I forgot all the things I hated about him until I started cringe therapy.
by eadkclen April 11, 2012
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The act of looking up quotes relating to an issue at hand; whether seeking advice, reinforcement, reassurance, motivation, connection, or inspiration.
Topics for Quote Therapy are wide ranging and include, but are not limited to: money, family, daughters, poverty, children, siblings, parents, human characteristics, sisters, brothers, friends, politics, earth, sky, love, compassion, food, society, flowers, rain .....
by Good Intentions Failure April 9, 2013
Get the Quote Therapy mug.when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010
Get the e-tail therapy mug.The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.
Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.
Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012
Get the Greyhound Therapy mug.Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.
- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
by YellowLemon October 18, 2009
Get the flashlight therapy mug.The application of a pillow over the face of a particularly needy or annoying patient with enough force to occlude the airway, resulting in the patient's demise. See also: negative patient care outcome,bit the shit, and knock their dick in the dirt.
If that patient in room 3604 presses his call light one more time, nurse Heidi is going to ask her tech Kevin to apply pillow therapy.
by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004
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