The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.
Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
by numberonebrobro August 30, 2023
Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 06, 2021
This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.
"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"
"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."
"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."
by Sunaarin August 04, 2023
by Rfail1988 January 20, 2020
Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333
“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024
Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333
“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024
Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333
“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024