Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008
Get the The Blue Squeeze mug.The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
by Jager Steve October 11, 2007
Get the Jean Squeeze mug.A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
by thotpenguin May 2, 2018
Get the Squeezing Teabag mug.referring to a penis.
by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010
Get the Squeeze tube mug.John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
Get the Squeezing a Muppet mug.The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
Get the Premature Squeeze mug.A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.
"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012
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