“The maid finishes her house hold duties, by cleaning the dirtiest knob in the house with her Ukrainian Polish.”
by Shithead1251 February 13, 2021
Get the Ukrainian Polishmug. A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!
Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)
Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)
Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
Get the Polish Casserolemug. Smart, pretty, faithful, horny girl who has big boobs and a nice ass... but is not a whore. She's a Lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed.
by Jessie Sausage July 27, 2006
Get the Polish Girlmug. The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.
The golden rules:
1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.
The golden rules:
1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.
"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."
by Mr. Cheazle August 15, 2010
Get the Polish Exitmug. by treater July 12, 2009
Get the Apple polishingmug. To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
by William E. April 25, 2006
Get the polishing the knobmug. One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.
Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
by Bootstraps September 17, 2008
Get the Apple polishermug.