1) Full of people who think their opinions mean something
2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS
2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS
1) Argh, the internet is good most of the time, but if I have to see a link to ONE MORE BLOG...
2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.
2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.
by highway to mel April 17, 2006
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2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
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Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.
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Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.
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