HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.

Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs

it is haggis hunting season

by spleenlover August 31, 2022

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021