greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Greasy Pablo

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.

My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.

by Mortachi September 9, 2006

Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

A Greasy Knob

When a man/woman with a large nose uses it in a very sexual way, particularly shoving it up someone butthole, or vagina.

Louis: Hey Jonob! Give me A GREASY KNOB!
Jonob: No I'm busy!

by PETEYG223 January 21, 2021

Greasy Blair

an idiotic person's hair.
oily, dirty, stinky hair.

"Eww look at that hobbo's Greasy Blair damn thats discusting!"

by Jeffhansd January 20, 2009

Greasy Mechanic

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

greasy sausage

A person who takes Gods and brainwashes them from Gucci to Goodwill

"Steve! Stop being a Greasy Sausage! Jeez!"

by Nylhcir Horan June 26, 2015