Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025