you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake

by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023

tell me again

A phrase that is used as an alternate to the polygraph test. And can be used to elevate heart-rate beyond normal.

person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.

by ellenrosuvelt April 18, 2020

tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.

"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"

by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020

Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022