swirly jack

a swirly jack is an ancient bio electric management that you can diy build easily at home with common matterals . consisting of quartz crystal copper and wood for the handel . you wier wrap a crystal with a loop and lenght to be abel to swirl a crystal and grab the electric in the atmosphere and get charged or get grounded depending on directon of swirling . allows one to fill again becaue the body has enough electric to run at optium capacity . boost immune system iq slows metabisilism and increases wound heal rate for minnor cut and scrapes . look up bio electric in modern medicin. thank you for swirling

how much for that swirly jack . i heard that you can use a swirly jack to help with anixety relief!

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

Mr. Swirlie

The sadistic art of having your head dunked in a toilet and having the toilet flushed

I don't wanna return to school because Bob might give me a Mr. Swirlie.

by sirup scorch March 30, 2015

Swirly boy

The product of two gay men “swirling” thier sperm together, and place it into a surrogate. The baby would hence be called a swirly boy.

‘This gay couple has a swirly boy, I wonder if we could tell who’s sperm that child came from.”

by 69Pussyslayer69 May 14, 2018

strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)

hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Yellow Swirly

the act of soaking someones head in the toilet while it is flushed while it still has piss in it.

He got a yellow swirly.

by Judge dredd7 November 11, 2011

Swirly Boy

A swirly boy is a turbo-charged car and has a nice blow off.

Did you see Matt's new Focus ST it has a big ol' swirly boy on it!

by publix_stocker27 October 15, 2019

Swirly Slam

When you shove a womans head in the toilet and take her from behind.

Last night I took a bitch in a bathroom and gave her a swirly slam.

by Killer Klowns May 29, 2016