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Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.
Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?
by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020
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seventhbok

To come up short sexually; to fail in a sexual context.
As the Cub moved in for a kiss Shannon E. turned her head and seventhboked him on the doorstep. OR. Then Shannon E. whispered to Joe Seboks Father Barry Greenstein "no i would never seventhbok you Bear"(NBC HU Champ).
by mr.bum February 26, 2008
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seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.
Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!
by Pete Pace July 3, 2008
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Seventh Rain

An Amazing Band,
Consisting of
Luke, Richi, Ryan, Phil

A Band From Calgary Who Are Just So The Best
Omg sara...Did you see seventh rain show last night?
wasnt it just amazing
by Amber meszaros August 21, 2008
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Seventh eve

A dope ass band from El Paso Texas that plays Metal Music.

The band that plays drunk asf but still gets down, The realest mfs in the room.

The band that has to bring their own mops to clean the floors cuz coochies explode in their presence.

Random Fan: omg seventh eve is so good! It made me and my girl nut at the same time 10/10 ign would see them play again.

Random fan: Omg last nights show was so crazy they actually picked somebody out from the crowd and sacrificed him on stage it was so metal.
Seventh Eve is playing a show tonight? Omg we’re getting fucked up tonight.
by Seventh Eve. April 4, 2022
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sweet seventeen

A birthday where a girl turns seventeen, often used to make up for a failed sweet sixteen.
Person 1: Amy's having her sweet seventeen on Friday.
Person 2: isn't that meant to be sweet sixteen?
Person 1: poor thing, her parents caught her giving head before her sixteenth birthday and got so pissed they wouldn't let her throw a party
by JeremyWow August 28, 2017
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seventies funk

Rhyming slang for spunk

Also known as sex wee, heir spray and baby gravy
"Part yer legs love, no telling what my seventies funk could do to your miniskirt"
by Dickhead mcDickhead May 20, 2008
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