The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018
a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.
from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15
from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15
by SNLlove February 13, 2011
A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.
by Alice Liddel February 14, 2011
A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.
*as defined on SNL
*as defined on SNL
I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.
by Alex Simms February 28, 2011
by Jake2z February 14, 2011
If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.
A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
by Stefon, City Correspondent March 14, 2011
Packaged, unopened liquor that is at least 20 years old. It is found from the basements of the elderly and must be transported by suitcase.
by buttmuncher April 11, 2006