Patrick Stump

1.) The HOT, hat-wearing lead singer of Fall Out Boy
2.) See sexual (:
3.) Best damn singer you'll ever hear who makes you over drool from hotness overload
4.)FUKING HOT.

Me: i love you patrick. You are too sexy for words
Patrick: thanks
Me: hehe
Patrick: hehe
Me: hehe
Patrick: wanna go fuck?
Me: yes!!

Patrick Stump wants to fuck me and I am fine with that!

by Patrick Stump's gf May 24, 2008

stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''

i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher

by noobfish February 20, 2011

Smoker's Stump

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.

Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.

Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump

by P.Cip January 25, 2011

falcon stump

when an amputee attempts a falcon punch

despite losing his arm in Iraq, Sgt Willy was still able to Falcon Stump his wife.

by Man behind the curtain April 6, 2010

Stump Grinding

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.

Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.

by Plazmik May 9, 2019

Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

shiny stump

An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.

Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.

by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017