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stuart little 

In a sexual engagement among homosexual males, a gerbil is thrusted into the anus of another man. When the gerbil is birthed from the man's anus with the help of some light source, the gerbil then scratches the face of the other man.
"What the hell happened to your face there guy?"
"I got a Stuart Little last night."
"Oh, I see."

stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.
Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

Stuart bildner 

Ghandi mj ice cubes Stuart bildner
Stuart bildner by George Forma August 19, 2009

stuart berryman [sexy] [hoe] 

Stuart Berryman is a person who is extremely fat and has no friends (except for the internetzzzzz). He thinks he is akoki butcher. He is not. When he does athletics he says "im doing athletics". This is also the same for maths. Except he cannot do maths, therefore he is a liar and this is why no one likes him.
Guy1: WOW what a stuart berryman
Guy2: yeh
stuart berryman: i love berries and i cant spell
stuart berryman sexy hoe

Stuart Budd 

A good laugh, quality all round chode.
Stuart Budd is a chode!!!
Stuart Budd by absurdfatchicken January 12, 2011

stuart little 

literally god, i made a religion about this fine specimen.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have made a religion worshiping the one true god! Stuart little, join now and you will reach enlightenment