Scrotee

A goatee that has patches or looks thin/ugly. The implication made that their goatee looks like ball hair.

Generally found on a teenager who has never shaved before and growing their first goatee.

"Hey there, I see your growing a scrotee."

by Mxmaster December 28, 2005

got scrote?

an australian colloquialism derived from the sayings:
"Got Milk?"
"Scrote-n Tote-n"

"Hey Jenny....Got Scrote?"
"yes because i'm a transvestite"

by Scrotometer #5 September 29, 2006

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Scrot

Verb

Scrot, a term used to describe one expectorating on hand and proceeding to masturbate, or the act of a female using her saliva to make one ejaculate.

Noun

Scrotter, a person in scrot nation who has made a heroic act to benefit the group. Scrotters can move up through ranks and become master scrotters (if male), or queens (if female) The term Scrot can also be used to describe the compound of semen and saliva.

Scrotter 1: “Bro she scrotted me so good last night”
Scrotter 2:”Haha, she scrotted me too”

by Peter Whilburg August 15, 2019

scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

scroteo

An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".

Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009