Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

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by pandu13 January 15, 2013

stockholmcrat

A democrat who, through years and years of manipulation and abuse, will endorse anybody the Democratic National Committee tosses as the main ticket for the US election. Often claiming to be on the left, a stockholmcrat is not aware that the democratic party is conservative compared to global politics and has effectively tricked its base into thinking they have their progressive interests at heart. Derived from the condition named Stockholm syndrome, which is caused by a subconscious bond to an abusive and manipulative captor.

"Bernie Sanders could have secured more votes for the primary, if it wasn't for the DNC media fooling stockholmcrats into thinking that Joe Biden represented their interests"

by fuzzydunlop123 June 5, 2020

ghetto stock trading

Exchanging food stamps for a lower cash value.

He gave me a hunnert dollas of food stamps fo fitty.

Yo man. That's some ghetto stock trading

by screeb1 February 19, 2010

Richard Stockton College

A middle-sized college of about 7500 undergraduate and graduate students. The school was originally founded in 1969, and has expanded to a 1600 acre campus. It's roughly twenty minutes away from Atlantic City and and about an hour from Philly. According to the Princeton Review, Richard Stockton is a "highly selective college", and US News and World Report say Richard Stockton is one of the best colleges in the North for master's degrees. Stockton has also been rated as one of the top five liberal arts schools in the country.

Richard Stockton College has an incredibly highly distinguished faculty including Pulitzer Prize winners, Guggenheim Fellowship winners, and world renowned experts in Holocaust studies, psychology, and physics. 95% of professors hold the highest degree in their field from some of the top schools in the country.

The college's sports history has included national champions in soccer, track & field, and runner-ups in men's basketball. Stockton has also provided camps for the women's Olympic Basketball team, the national youth soccer team, and the World Cup soccer teams from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Trinidad and Tobago.

In addition to undergraduate programs, Richard Stockton offers six Masters Degrees and one Doctoral Degree in Physical Therapy. The college is continuing to expand its programs. Stockton will soon partner with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to build an Aviation Research Technology Park which will become a center for academic and training programs and state of the art aviation research.

There is plenty of action on campus, with Greek Life, a variety of clubs and and organizations- both academic (honors) and service, and collegiate, intramural, and club sports.

Richard Stockton's colors are black and white, with red being the accent color. However, in the fall of 2009 red will be replaced by blue. The mascot is the Osprey.

Joe Smith graduated from Richard Stockton College with a doctoral degree in physical therapy (DPT).

by OspreyRSC April 4, 2009

Stockton Heybuddy

Method of greeting a person in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in their face.

So I fought a couple bigass Fedors yesterday when I was out riding my bike but I kept falling down cause I was in bike shoes. They stole my phone, but I caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. I made sure to give them the Stockton Heybuddy when I left.

by Jason "mayhem" Miller August 3, 2010

stockton college

#4 Liberal arts college in the nation, Harvard is #1...stockton is for lovers, we have Benny's and shoebies and some out of staters who God knows what they were thinking for paying this ridiculous out of state tuition, we have a bunch of tree hugging hippes and cops who are security guards with a gun instead of mase, they are all fat so if you need to get away...run into the vast Pine Barrons where you will more than likely get lost but you wont be locked up by Sto-Po...the girls are either sorority girls aka the fakest girls alive or they are wifed up by their boyfriend who goes to some other school in New jersey but still does a guy at stockton to make up for the absence of his 4 incher. We have gangsters and we have posers, we drink at the corner and 10 west and absegami high school girls make cameos on a regular occasion so they can go to HS the next day and tell the tale of the college ding a ling. Go here, we get sloppy and makeout and all of our frats are only a hop skip and a jump away, on a map

Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines

by stockton alcohlic July 23, 2008