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lag spike

When participating in internet activities such as games or chat and your internet connection suddenly lags very badly for a brief amount of time. The spike part comes from how sudden the lag is and how high it gets in such a short time.
"I had a huge killing spree going in UT until I got hit with some major lag spike and some fucking noob fragged me."

"Lag spike fucking sucks!"
by IceWarm July 23, 2004
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Spike Girl

A classy lady who likes to get out and shake her booty, and has no need or intentions of hooking up with any slut puppies...
Bella likes to do dancing at the Spike and listen to live music... she is a Spike Girl for sure... and all the men know that.. so they treat her like a lady...
by Ciao... January 8, 2009
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sike

The incorrect way to spell Psych (as in to psych out or psych up, or psyched).
"didn't you know there is going to be a test in class today?"
(classmate): "WHAT?????"
"PSYCH !!! (or as incorrectly spelled here, sike) the test isn't until next week!"
by CLS 8888 September 14, 2016
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wrist spikes

The nervous feeling felt in one’s wrists and sometimes collarbone.
I started getting wrist spikes two hours before the test even started!
by Chrekol July 14, 2005
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The Spiked Fifty

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.
"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"
by Gotta Ketchum All November 30, 2007
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Spike

1-a large very pointed object could be used a tool like working on railroads or could be used as a very deadly stabbing weapon

2-slang used to describe when a drink has been tainted with alcohol or some more dangerous illegal substance ie roofies

3-A vampire character from the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel played by James Marsters

-A British nerd who was a poet and was picked on and laughed at by his friends and was given the name "William the Bloody" as in the "the bloody awful poet" by a snobby British aristocrat who was rivals with Spike in winning over some noble English woman at some party

-Spike was sired (transformed into a vampire) by Drusilla (who was transformed by Angel)

-William now became Spike soon afterward as he returned to meet with that rich British snob and killed him by nailing him with railroad SPIKES...since during the party the snob insulted Spike by saying his poems were so awful that he'd "rather be nailed with railroad spikes"...and so that became William's new name

-Came to Sunnydale to cure Drusilla who was weak only to be injured and be in a wheelchair for a while

-He left with Drusilla, but later returned to Sunnydale because Drusilla cheated on him and he fell in love with Buffy.

-Ran into Buffy's boyfriend-Riley Finn's spy demon group-The Initiative and was implanted with a chip so he couldn't harm humans (whenever he does, the chip electrifies him).

-After confessing his feelings to Buffy and trying to rape her, Buffy was pissed at him and he went into despair.

-After being rejected by Buffy, Spike went to Africa to become an evil vampire again...only to be given back his soul as Angel was given.

-Went back to Sunnydale and this time fought alongside Buffy and her friends and even sacrificed himself by wearing a sacred amulet that "only a champion could wear" and in doing so burned and killed himself as he destroyed the other vampires escaping the Hell Mouth at Buffy's series finales

-After Buffy ended, he became a regular on its spin-off Angel and returned when the amulet he wore was sent to Angel's place in an envelope and he came out from it.

-After being resurrected, Spike was being psychologically attacked by an old voo doo doctor who made Spike see visions of dead people that worked in Angel's building and had killed themselves because of the doctor's spells. The doctor had hoped to avoid his place in hell by making other people feel guilty about something and having them hacking themselves to death to take his place...of course Spike was his next victim. Spike avoided hell as he managed to overcome his fears and defeat the doctor.

-Spike teamed with Angel along with the rest of his team in LA as they were being attacked by various demons at the series finale of Angel.
Ex1-Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer used railroad spikes to torture his victims.

Ex2-Dude, this punch tastes kinda nasty and bitter and I think it made me vomit, I think someone spiked it.

Ex3-Spike was Buffy's 2nd vampire lover besides her 1st which was Angel.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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smike

In late 2008/early 2009, the East Coast McDonalds of the North Shore became the birthplace of the act we now know as 'smiking'.
To smike is to congregate at a common place of gathering such as a parking lot, gas station or even a local park, at indecent hours of the morning and smoke whilst talking about things ranging from girls, games, highschool nostalgia, drugs and cars.

Notable smikers include the Bitchin' Lee and Woljin. Smikers are predominantly male but there have been cases noted where a smike-participant (ie: smiker) was female.
a: let's smike
b: nah, already had shower and in pjs
a: well fuck you too
by Zen2 April 12, 2009
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