STD

Sexually Transmitted Dances

Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"

by Nepali_ass_kicker April 7, 2009

STDs

Shit to do

Person A: want to hang out this weekend

Person B: nah man i got STDs

by JAM.VA March 19, 2022

std's

Acronym for "sexually transmitted disease" but gen z thinks its a quirky word. Gained popularity by a song written by lovely peaches

teen girl"i got std's ahhaha"
boomers: "umm"

by dumb.b!tch December 8, 2019

std

Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++

std::cout << "Hello World";

by passwordisa November 30, 2022

STD

STD aka small tit disorder. Affects some women in their daily lives.

Karen: Hey guys i have a STD!

Steffanie: OMG! Same! My tits are nonexistent too!

by coolkiddo August 4, 2019

STD

A fancy Italian dish.

The waiter gave me an STD last night

by Spiteful_Helicopter May 21, 2023

STD

The diseases you can get after you do the naughty naughty. Cottage cheese on dick.

If you do the nasty with her you'll get cottage cheese on your dick. Do you really want an STD?

by personwithbluehair January 8, 2018