"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."
by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018
Get the Stale Wonderbread mug.She is truely legendary. The female equivalent of Frank the Tank. She can out drink any guy, goes streaking and will fight any girl. People chant for her. She is also extremely comedic, and can befriend anyone.
Guy 1: Dude, we partied with stacey van on the weekend, it was unreal.
Guy 2: Whoa, Last time I partied with her, I woke up in jail in Tijuana. Must have been a good time!
Guy 2: Whoa, Last time I partied with her, I woke up in jail in Tijuana. Must have been a good time!
by teamrand April 15, 2009
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Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 29, 2010
Get the Stanley mug.An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010
Get the Stanley Homecoming mug.Opposite of a stale green light.
This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.
-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"
by The Luke Man August 25, 2009
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She is perhaps of Angelic descent.
This gives her unhuman like qualities of being overly kind, far too generous, sweet. She has an over abundance of kindness and higher level positive frequency vibes.
Being in her presence resigns you to feeling utterly safe, she is a mumma hen; regardless of age. Her warmth and wisdom leaves you in a state of being disarmed and secure.
Her laughter tinkles in the air like delicate rainfall and her humour expands all possible levels.
There are no known faults with Stacey other than being in such high demand, she can't see ALL her friends often enough.
There is no higher honour then her friendship.
She is perhaps of Angelic descent.
This gives her unhuman like qualities of being overly kind, far too generous, sweet. She has an over abundance of kindness and higher level positive frequency vibes.
Being in her presence resigns you to feeling utterly safe, she is a mumma hen; regardless of age. Her warmth and wisdom leaves you in a state of being disarmed and secure.
Her laughter tinkles in the air like delicate rainfall and her humour expands all possible levels.
There are no known faults with Stacey other than being in such high demand, she can't see ALL her friends often enough.
There is no higher honour then her friendship.
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