Stained

Tattooed, inked.

Where did you get stained bro? Down at the shop on main.

by Pierced69 October 14, 2018

stained

Getting a tattoo

"No pain no stain" - getting a tattoo

by Thomas June 30, 2004

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

by YO mama September 10, 2003

Stained

When a white girl is fucked by a black guy, she becomes stained. Thus no self respecting white man would have sex with her.

She got stained a week ago, now I won't touch her.

Don't go near her, she was stained by a bunch of blacks.

by vw_buzz October 5, 2011

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf

He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.

by Kuckoo birdies September 13, 2003