squelching

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Squelch

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

Squetchmoo

Squetchmoo- Simply means to mailbomb. Very handy word if you use "Squedidch" often because almoast nobody would notice the change. And then they dont need to find out the word.

Coversation in public
Dani: Hi wanna tease someone?
Sl: Yea lets, Squetchmoo that guy!

Guy: NOO! Someone have Squetchmooed me!

by Monkey_ass September 19, 2003

squencher

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.

1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.

by J. wolfy November 8, 2008

Squeetch

A juvenile Sasquatch, or Squatch.

"Ryan! Is that a Squeetch?!"
"No, Kate, it's most definitely a small hairy child."

by K8eliz December 27, 2011

squench

An abused butt hole

"Your mom gave me a squench last night"

by Tybum April 19, 2016