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Nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or semen derived from the english word "spunk". Sascha Baron Cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias Brüno.

You have my spunke all over your face, haha.

by Martaze June 13, 2010

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The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020

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spunkdrunk

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.

"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."

by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

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ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010

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Skunked.

Cockblocked. When the humans are against the aliens and the aliens can't even get through 1 round. A man then says "skunked", a ship explodes, and the aliens die.

guy: skunked.
aliens: Blarrrr

by BBJ69 March 6, 2011

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