Beylando Spruce

code name for Marijuana, also known as Hemp, Weed, Mary Jane, Sticky Icky, ect. the dried leaves and female flowers of the hemp plant, used in cigarette form as a narcotic or hallucinogen.

Use as code to see if anyone is dealing. "Hey, anybody see my good friend, Beylando Spruce?"

by Killer Kush June 14, 2011

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025