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shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.
During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.
by Pistilos July 9, 2010
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Black screening

If someone “black screening” you they are sending black pictures on social media (Like Snapchat) only and nothing else.
Omg I tired of katelyn black screening me!..
by Heheclo July 17, 2018
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leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
by the Walt February 20, 2005
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Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
by Jocoque May 26, 2017
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Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!
"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"
by Adz0rz September 27, 2005
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screeping

The act of walking in an inconspicuous, almost creepy manner (usually to avoid detection by an unwanted source)
I was screeping around campus today with my hoodie up so they wouldn't see me...
by Jes Cantarell July 20, 2008
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speedin

the energy you get from taking speed, crank, coke, adderall, etc.
Man, I'm so speedin'. I'm gonna clean house!
by perpetualdreamer March 24, 2005
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