A trip to Segovia, Spain that is offered by the Landon School of Bethesda, Maryland. Alcoholism runs rampant once the students find bars where the act of placing a 1 Euro coin on the bar is universal language for, "If you please, sir, I would like a shot of Tequila."
The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.
The trip is generally damaging to United States foreign relations.
Doctor: I've noticed your liver has been ravaged by the effects of alcohol. What the hell did you do this summer?
Student: Landon-in-Spain.
Student: Landon-in-Spain.
by joe g. November 27, 2004
Get the landon-in-spain mug.The Third member of the Bad Touch Trio(BTT) and is believed to be a pedophile. He is very laid back, he's a looker, loves women, and has cooking skills equal to France's.
P1:BECKY OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!
P2:What The Hell is it???
P1:ITS SPAINNNN!!!!!
P2:Omg. He's sooo hot...
P1:HE CAN BE MY BABY DADDY ANYDAY
P1:LORDTAKEMENOWTAKEMENOWLORDTAKEMENOW!!!!!
by TimeLady February 4, 2015
Get the Spain mug.The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009
Get the sphincter gnome mug.Spain is a beautiful country on Southwestern Europe. It has excellent wines and foods, bullfighting (I don't like it too) and very nice people.
IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.
IT IS NOT SOUTH AMERICA! No offense intended, I don't hate South America, but we don't wear hats or eat tacos, we eat tortilla de patatas (spanish omelet or potato omelete) and we love party. Alcohol is cheap here.
A: Hey! Did you know where I've been this holidays? At Spain!
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)
B: Oh? That country near Mexico?
A: (shoots himself)
by MLob June 2, 2011
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by Billy B November 10, 2008
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Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.
Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011
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