splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.

Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......

by SkippysPad October 30, 2015

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

by leesumm1 November 5, 2010

splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.

Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch

by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018

Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019