The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.
Me: Friend, who do you like?
Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.
Me: HA! Yah right!
Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!
Friend: No! Let go of it!
Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!
Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!
Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.
Me: HA! Yah right!
Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!
Friend: No! Let go of it!
Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!
Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!
by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004
See 'Jägeer Bomb', substitute Red Bull for Red Bull Lime (Silver Edition) and Jägermeister for Tequila.
by LoveThatPink April 27, 2013
Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.
Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".
by Fuck_you_christian September 07, 2020
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
This act involves a man sticking his penis inside a woman's ass, stealing her cell phone, calling her grandmother (live or deceased is ok, preferably live), and uttering the following: "Aye, Papa...un pollito!"
by docTRONX boyz January 29, 2010
Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
by Joephuckyoself July 26, 2017
When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
by boomdang February 10, 2023