I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 December 1, 2010
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When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy
Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!
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Get the Smiling Willy mug.A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
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