sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

by foggy123 October 18, 2010

Sofa-Knee

This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny."

Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.

by ccl2010 March 27, 2009

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

Sofa Fishing

Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!

Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!

Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!

Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.

Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!

Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 17, 2012

sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa

Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom

by AtomicJay May 4, 2021

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Sofa Cru

A group of 'm8s' who hang around shitty sofas all lunch time due to boredom overload at college. Try to have a laff but that is sumtimes spoilt by certain ppl whu claim that the fun ppl have caused a 'divide' in the so-called-group! Do we care? no...get happy or bugger off!

"Who's on th sofas?"
"Oh Shit its that song AGAIN"
"Aiden and Lorna...u r the most hated ppl EVER" erm yer woteva ;)

by splat May 7, 2004