Scrant

When someone screams while ranting. Being so passionate about what you are ranting about that you have to scream about it.

My friend: THIS BITCH

Me: oh no she's scranting again

Me: AND THEN THIS FUCKER-

My friend: oh god RUN FOR YOUR (nonexistent) LIFE SHE'S SCRANTING AGAIN!

by IhateAiden March 20, 2017

Pink Socrates

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004

scrant

A close friend or associate. Someone with whom you feel close or feel a kinship.

How ya doing scrant? Haven't seen ya in a while scrant. We all love ya scrant.

by Scrant June 12, 2007

Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003

scranus

the gap between your scrotum and your anus

the "gooch"

by ginger April 10, 2003

Scranton

This is the city that once was great, then sucked,and is now trying to not suck even though it is an extremely difficult task. Scranton is beginning to see changes in diversity, but not changes in lifestyle. The average Scranton lifestyle includes consuming 4 plus quarts of Yuengling, eating food that leg drops your arteries, and smoking pot to forget that your are in Scranton, which has nothing to do for fun besides drivining around. The kids at the University suck ass. If they aren't good natured townies, they are stuck up rich pricks from New York, Long Island, and Jersey. God I hate being home unless I have access to a car, which is Scranton's strongest feature: good location. Not too far from NYC of Philly, Scranton also has tons of quickly accesible roads that have little to no police force. Also the locals are fairly easy to take advantage of.

Average Scranton day:
Wake up, put on sweat suit, eat cold pizza from last night, watch TV, take out rage on someone, meet up with people you don't particularly like until your drunk...

by Willis J May 2, 2005