snail kisses

to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.

Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion

by Uncfan2005 October 8, 2011

snail trail

A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs

Deb got so turned on by the lesbo video she left a snail trail across my new couch.

by clintock January 31, 2003

snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.

by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010

snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.

Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.

by indho March 22, 2009

snail trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.

He was just lying there, so I gave him a snail trail.

by lollers May 11, 2006

Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

by DJ-Chuckles November 6, 2009

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011