Smogon

1) A group of competitive pokemon players that are too stupid to realize that a battle that is almost entirely luck-based can never be even remotely considered competitive.

2) The aforementioned group's corresponding website that is infamous for having the worst moderators and staff on the internet. The most elitist, childish, sad and pathetic group of people you'll ever have the misfortune of coming across...just what you'd expect from adult pokemon fans.

3) an adjective for terrible forum moderators.

I just beat a smogon member because i got 3 critical hits in a row. I'm so good at pokemon!

I went to Smogon and they permanently banned me for saying that I didn't like Harry Potter.

God, this moderator must be like 10 years old! I've never met anyone so childish and petty! He totally smogon'ed me!

by The Middle Road March 22, 2010

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

smongs

Meaning friends or homies.

"My smongs and I went to the movies last night."

by lorilly October 16, 2009

smogon

The competitive pokemon website that bans all of your favorite pokemon, such as Naganadel, Darmanitan, Genesect, and more.

Flinchinator: The smogon council has banned everything to ubers.
Everyone: oh come on

by fishgaming November 20, 2020

shoondies

Big dirty chunks of meth

Oi cuz get me some shoondies ay?

by Dreamvillain666 July 22, 2017

Skoon

to knife someone with a spoon, making it hurt more.

I had to skoon a bitch when he messed with my girl.

by Matt Pelc November 11, 2005

smonch

verb.

1. to smooch on top
2. to attack in a glomping matter, but with kissing along with hugging
3. to step on; lay a smackdown with your foot/leg

I can't wait to attack and smonch him when he gets back from work.

by Squishy's True Master August 3, 2006