Softball

The ultimate female sport, where girls and women not only kick some serious ass, but look good doing it. Playing this sport is the ultimate challenge because it not only requires passion, teamwork, and willingness to learn, but also the optimism to keep pushing the limits and continue pursing that win, with everything you and teammates have until the umpire makes the call. It may just seem like easy sport or just the feminism version of baseball to onlookers, but trust me, it is so much more then you could ever believe. The girls who play this sport are extremely hard-working, flexible, diligent, and intelligent ladies aren’t afraid to get a crap ton of dirt on them, work in the heat or cold, or cheer on their teammates/family/sisters even through the worst. Trust me, if you had the chance to play it as well, you would also fall completely head over heels for it too. If you don’t know anyone definitively plays this sport, something is definitely wrong.

Dude those softball ladies kick ass! They might even be better than us!

I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!

by Thunder shock February 5, 2018

sftb

Started from te bottom.
Drake's hit single.

Started from the bottom now we're here. SFTB from No New Frienda ( SFTB Remix )

by bballmori September 15, 2013

Smutbot

A device left alone to seek one beings smut. A smut aid, a program to persue smut.

" My computer is lagging, its not my Aimbot,its my darn Smutbot finding me smut."

by SuperRaw June 17, 2003

siftb

Acronym for 'Suck It From The Back.'

"Hey Nick u were suppose to turn right there."

Nick: "SIFTB"

by huge salad October 9, 2011

Softbank Hawks

The greatest baseball team that Japan has ever seen.

Softbank Hawks = Kyushu's team
Softbank Hawks = The only greatest team in the world

by KRHimself November 9, 2005

smitblade

Plasma Sword. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Nice lunge attack, unless you just stand around like an idiot.

That would have been a good lunge attack, but I just stood around like an idiot.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

softball stamp

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.

Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.

by skippyt May 22, 2008