smartness

a way to say your so fliping retarted.

she ran into a walk...smartness

by dodkless April 10, 2009

smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

smartieeeee

Someone who is passive aggressive and would rather write insults about someone than tell it to her face. Is mad he got rejected....again.

smartieeeee: Man she is such a prude!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

smartliest

the most intelligent phrase one has heard from a person who normally does not use intelligent phrases.

Jim (not very articulate person): "The moral of the story is, the universe is dying due to expansion."

John: "That's the smartliest thing I've ever heard you say."

by mistyme205 August 1, 2012

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

smartier

When eating the candy "smarties" it makes you smartier.

I'm smartier because I ate smarties.

by chiwhiwwhiteskjflsakdjfslkfjsl November 8, 2017