missippi slurpy

When you separate a vagina and have a man eat it

Wow just got a missippi slurpy

by Jason Blake October 20, 2017

Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

by CSBoi October 25, 2016

New York Slurpy

The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth

Guy1: man i got the best new york slurpy last night
Guy2: wow dude thats gross

by Evan/Dano/Aaron/Brian/Andy July 29, 2008

Slurpy my swamp

Suck da vigina

U wanna slurpy my swamp

by April 20, 2021

Slurpy gamer 06

The hottest fucking man on the planet.

He pulls only the best bitches, everybody wants to fuck him.

Person A: "Hey, heard of slurpy gamer 06?"
Person B: "Yes, I want to have sex with him.

by kelogsly August 24, 2022

28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails

The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.

by ridge armstrong July 07, 2006

slurpy suckatron 3000

The best way of saying that she gave you top at the red light. It also mean that you’re asking for that sucky suck

Me: “Can i get that slurpy suckatron 3000?”
Caitlin: “bet dik.”

by Jaxden January 18, 2021