Swedgers

a pseudonym for ecstasy tablets

Yo G Muff got any swedgers?

by Marshall Law November 12, 2004

sludge

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.

I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.

by miss milk December 12, 2010

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

sledneck

A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.

D'you see that fuckin sledneck who wrecked his shit into a tree?

by Hitman537 December 23, 2005

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

snedger

Somebody that sniffs girls' bicycle seats

Can be used to describe anyone that has an obsession over the smell of girls or is just a creep

" Hey what was Sam doing over there by Sally's bike? "

" Oh that snedger? Probably sniffing her seat, what a creep "

by Danny336 November 28, 2013

slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007