Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh
April 7th, national cock slapping day
by The1Dumbass April 4, 2022
Get the National Cock Slapping Day mug.Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.
by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015
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Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.
Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.
by Gazman1 January 24, 2017
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Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!
Patrice: Bet
Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!
Patrice: Bet
by hnnnaha June 5, 2018
Get the Slapping the Bag mug.The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
Get the slapping bitches mug.When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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