skateboarder

awesome people who skateboard for the fun of it not just to look cool
the male skaters are often known to look extremely hot and have long hair.
only 1 in 7 skaters will listen to rap *ever* if your skateboard is from k mart and not from an actual skate store
then it sucks balls.
1)every girl at mayport middle wants to go out with Bobby Allen he's the hottest skater at mayport middle.
2)got trucked by a group of skateboarders when she tried to skate their spot on a spongebob board.
by bobby allen luvr January 21, 2005
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THE MOST AMAZING PIECE OF WOOD IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO DO THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Basically its a piece of wood to do the sport skateboarding on and its great.
The skateboard life is no easy life, but the best life
by skaterboardkid June 25, 2015
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Skateboarders these days have a two year window you either get good or eat chowder
all the sponsered young fuckers have made the most of their 2 year window.
(but its not about the sponsership its about the fun)
by fool December 13, 2004
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A code word used for porn when surrounded by people who you don't want to know what your talking about.
Hey did you watch the amateur skateboarding last night?" "Yeah dude did you see the female? She was going up and down that ramp (penis) really fast like a pro!
by Predictable the penguin November 10, 2010
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Follower of a sport that's been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending time learning complicated flashy shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.

Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.
"Birdhouse sucks!"
"Bam Margera is god."
"'Casper Boyden'? Never heard of him. He create a move or something? "(Also See Alan Gelfand and Steve Caballero)
"Drop in? I'd rather talk trash and hurt myself in comical ways."
by MadCow August 31, 2004
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One who never lands anything and bitches about rollerbladers.
Hey, look at that skateboarder in the tight pants getting angry.
by Doornail April 04, 2005
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it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport
"sk8er 4 life"
by toast April 01, 2003
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