A naked woman gets on her hands and knees. Naked guy #1 kneels in front of her, receiving fellatio. Naked guy #2 kneels behind her, performing anal intercourse. Meanwhile, guys #1 & #2 proceed to play cards ( blackjack, usually) on the womans back, being sure to throw down the cards vigorously at the end of each hand.
Yo, last night we were in an Elk Situation with this chick, and she kept complaining that we were hurting her back with the cards!!
by headstar October 29, 2011
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Clark: Don't you mean sticky situation?
Vaughn: No. Trust me, I know what I am talking about. I read National Geographic.
Clark: Don't you mean sticky situation?
Vaughn: No. Trust me, I know what I am talking about. I read National Geographic.
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The state of being where a heterosexual woman enters into a same-sex relationship because of convenience or due to the fact that they cannot find a partner of the opposite sex.
She used to be boy crazy so I don't buy her dating another girl. It's just in case of situational lesbianism.
by Justnutz December 23, 2013
Get the situational lesbianism mug.A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:
Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007
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From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
by anagramman June 2, 2009
Get the flamingo situation mug.When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.
After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.
When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
by dkyn September 27, 2012
Get the Asian Sitdown mug.Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.
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