siri

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.
Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Urban Dictionary Demoman January 04, 2016
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Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.
She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.
by Human.4 November 24, 2021
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an annoying ass bitch that is not useful
Me: Hey siri 14
Siri: Caliing Emergency Services
Me: bitch wha ?
by siriiiiiii September 21, 2019
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A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.
Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."
by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019
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Siris is an amazing person. They are very kind and love to be around family over friends. They’re a strong person who won’t give up easily and work hard for the people in their environment:)
“Her/they’re/his names siris?”
Mhm, they’re so cool right ?”
by OowBei December 06, 2021
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A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.
Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019
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a beautiful and wonderful person. she will typically be a virgo and not afraid to speak her mind. she's goofy and a catch. you should most definitely be friends with siri and maybe even more then friends.
friend: i think i really really like her!
friend #2: well ofc she's siri!!
by juul pods February 11, 2020
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