i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.
by istilloveu March 13, 2020
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Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
by B-bree April 5, 2020
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Get the simpable mug.Someone who overly values a person, no matter what they do.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
by Sou7 June 15, 2020
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Friend: Hey so what are you doing?
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
by BabyBear_xuxi December 29, 2020
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This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020
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