A Simon is a rare kind of human thing. Indeed, it's the only human thing more gay than the 1D.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014
Get the Simonmug. by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019
Get the Simonmug. 1. “Man, he sure looks like he’s interested in the Brits, do you think he’s gonna simon?”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
2. “Aww, the porcupine is so cute! I feel like Simoning it!”
by Tommie hendrickens April 29, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by Addenator December 11, 2016
Get the Simonmug. Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.
by name1001 February 17, 2020
Get the Simonmug. 
