on shift

usully asked by crack heads wondering if you sell crack

hey man are you on shift?

by Shock Docta May 3, 2006

Location Shifting Syndrome

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.

I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.

by miwsyed March 20, 2022

heel-toe shift

The heel-toe shift is a racing technique used to downshift while braking. It's used mainly when approaching a corner at high speed, and you wanna slow down and downshift as fast as possible.

To correct another definition here, you apply brakes and depress the clutch pedal, and move the shifter into neutral. Keeping your ball-of-foot/toes on the brakes, pivot your right foot so that your heel can "blip" the throttle, immediately move the shifter down a gear, and then release the clutch pedal smoothly before the revs drop down again.

"That heel-toe shift was so smooth, I didn't even spill my orange mocha frappucino!"

by heeltoeclutch July 31, 2009

SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

by Blue Koi September 15, 2013

shift work

Shift work is work designed to utilize 24 hours of the day.

Convenient store clerks, large-scale factory workers, police officers, etc.

"Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk
Two feet that hurt, going insane
She's mad at some lad
Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last
'round the clock pain
Work seven to three
Three to eleven
Eleven to seven"
"Shift work" by Kenny Chesney

by Joseph Q. Chen February 4, 2008

phantom shift

A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid

I got turned up on New Years. My buddy of mine will give me a phantom shift

by Jtran57 April 21, 2016

taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."

by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021