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Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011
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Shuy

Most used up north as a way to say “ew” or “gross”
-“I’ll boogit on you
-“Shuy”
by HickoryDick May 18, 2023
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Shui

(pronounced Shh-Way, shwāʹ )
Shui is the Chinese word for ‘water’ which represents: health, flow, movement of energy, and balance within an environment. Recently the word has become a response to something said that is understandable, brings balance, and that you agree with with.

Also something that is well said.

As in Feng Shui (fŭng shwāʹ)-
An ancient Chinese system of geomancy used to design buildings, homes and graves to determine the spatial arrangement of things according to rules about the flow of energy. Aimed at achieving harmony, and balance with the environment promoting good fortune and wealth.
Roommate 1: your Ex took the weed I had stashed for the party tonight, so YOU have to replace it. No Reggie shit either.

Roommate 2: Shui
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
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shuy!

'shuy' is a conjunction used by native ppl to show their distaste.
shuy! why are you talking to ur ex again!
by officialernestmonias January 29, 2024
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Yung shui

Yung shui is legitness, Gettn’ this, cardio fitness
by Yung shui November 25, 2018
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Fuck Shui

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018
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Bunk Shui

The opposite to Feng Shui. Many different meanings ranging from lame to not cool.
That dude with the white sunglasses in the Chevy avalanche is so bunk shui
Did you see Becky's outfit? Can you get any more bunk shui
by Rockcandy May 30, 2018
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