Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum after an anal cream pie. Also known as a buttload

Please don’t get any more shum on my sofa.

by Teerextc June 10, 2022

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum

A guy fucked my ass last night and this morning shum came out

by King Shummer January 12, 2022

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shumming

The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.

Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*

by The Minons September 27, 2021

Shumming

When you shit and cum simultaneously

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."

by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021