Shrimp 

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

Shrimp by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

Shrimp Emoji

A sign of respect for a commanding officer. Mainly used in group messaging/social media apps such as Slack, GroupMe, WhatsApp, etc.

Wow, she responded to the boss’ message with a shrimp emoji- that a huge sign of respect!

Shrimp Emoji by Definitely not Wrecker October 21, 2023

Shrimp Alfredo 

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

Shrimp Alfredo by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

Shrimp Nest 

The patch of hair that is above the ass crack, can be seen on a man or women, but most commonly seen on middle age to elderly caucasian men. Is referred to as a "Shrimp Nest" because generally adolescent shrimp need a safe place to mature and stay in shallower water with more cover like sticks and seaweed hence the safety of a person's back hair patch for prepubescent shrimp to call their nest.

Sometimes referred to as a "Skrimp Nest" when referring to Afro American people.

My girlfriend loves running her fingers through my shrimp nest.

Shrimp Nest by Jeffrey James Longdonger January 13, 2011

shrimp pilled 

The most enlightened, skeptical, and sociological a person can possibly be, as they can see all the colors and possible futures that are seen by a mantis/pistol shrimp.

Based Balaclava Man is shrimp pilled as fuck.

shrimp pilled by Idonataur August 1, 2017

shrimp dipper 

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.

I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.

shrimp dipper by spun out September 9, 2010

Shrimp-counter 

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.

Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."

Shrimp-counter by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009