Shrek

the god himself

shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord

by Lord Succwad September 4, 2018

Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”

by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018

Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum

by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019

Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.

Praise be to shrek

by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 1, 2019