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Shrek

Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
by 6PP9 May 2, 2019
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Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior
Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019
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Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek
Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.
by Greenmanman November 27, 2009
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Shrek

Shrek is dad
by The real once-ler April 27, 2020
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Shreks

A replacement and quite frankly better word for sex.
Person one: I had shreks

Person two: poggers
by jose mama the third January 1, 2021
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Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes
OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL
by -OwO- November 1, 2019
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Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019
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