Splunk

When the babies head usually of female gender gets dunked "splunk" in a Portopotty during child birth, containing more than 90% fecal matter, depending on which literature which has
Originated from the Bible, Tyrone Jr 9:11

Shit cuz momma boutta buss you feel me make sure to splunk' lil tiff in pasture.

by Kpdrizzle June 1, 2023

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Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

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shplucka

a mother fucking chill ass homie that’s always down to do shit and get lit with the gang.

shplucka got drunk with adam and jere n the gang

by anonymous October 18, 2023

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Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

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Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

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